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20 March 2019

Tactical retreat.

by Andrew MacGregor

Paddy Power: “Eric's Brexit Message” - 2 mins 33s

Trust Paddy Power to weigh in to the Brexit debate. As politicians bid to salvage what feels like the last few decades of negotiations, the never knowingly understated bookmaker offer one lucky punter a Brexit escape route: a Fort Boyard-esque stronghold designed by former Manchester United forward, Eric Cantona.

This isn't the first time Cantona has found himself at sea, having previously refereed Nike's ‘Secret Tournament' on a shipping vessel. Now the cavalier Frenchman wishes to save his adopted homeland from drowning in political mumbo-jumbo.

Cue jabs at Theresa May, Boris Johnson, and Jacob Rees-Mogg (cast here as a sext pest), as well as a ‘Through the Keyhole'-style tour of the facility by Cantona himself. Well, if no-one has any better ideas…

Cinematographer: Jim Jolliffe Ⓦ (Vision Ⓟ Ⓦ)
Production Designer: Zach Apo-Tsang
Wardrobe: George Buxton
Editor: John Smith Ⓦ @ Whitehouse Post Ⓟ
Colourist: Yoomin Lee ♀ Ⓟ Ⓦ @ Jogger Studios Ⓦ

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